1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall
stupid.
2) A
human who accidentally got into santa's
bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why
don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the
world. I'm a Cotton Headed
Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."