person #1)I had the craziest muck fuck last night yo.
person #2)Ur a crazy bitch. I would never muck fuck a fuckin chick u fuck
person #2)Ur a crazy bitch. I would never muck fuck a fuckin chick u fuck
by Poonum April 21, 2005
1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.
2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?
Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.
Teacher: I understand completely.
2.
Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?
Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.
Teacher: I understand completely.
2.
Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
by Factuality April 21, 2010
The act of fucking a man or woman who has been fucked and internally ejaculated into by no less than 3 previous parties in a 30 minute period.
"That bitch was a total muck fuck!"
or
"I's about to be gettin' meself into a serious muck fuck, Argghhh!"
or
"I's about to be gettin' meself into a serious muck fuck, Argghhh!"
by veegee75 January 16, 2009
hey did you fuck that bitch from the bar last night?
no she had a shit fetish so she wanted to muck fuck
D:
no she had a shit fetish so she wanted to muck fuck
D:
by the seat for all ass' February 1, 2013
When a woman is common, such traits as a 'chavvy' voice and rather common overall... however they are fit as fuck.
'That Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks is 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.'
Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.
Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.
by Ryan Almighty November 9, 2013
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