a small, snobby, rich,
white, preppy suburb of new york that no
one has ever heard of. It is filled with big houses and
beautiful, rich, bitchy white girls who enjoy shopping. The boys are
beautiful as well. If you don't have the newest model of bmw/mercedes/lexus when you get your license, you are looked down on. These rich kids think they can get away with whatever they want so they smoke pot, a lot, even at school....they're pretty smart. They store morphine in their lockers, and have any drug imaginable ready at hand because their
parents give them the money to buy it. Beiruit's the name, drinking's the game. On any given night you can find the teenagers, and
parents, playing this classic game in their basements. Tournaments are frequent and last up to 12 hours. This small town as an exceptional sports program for having such limited choices of players. Lacrosse players are gods and everyone plays
lacrosse, if you dont you are killed. Most live here all their lives, so
one has the same friends from when they are two years old, until they die because most return when starting their own families. The high school is a small piece of shit that is made up of mountain lakers, boonton townshipers, and a bunch of deaf kids. yes, deaf kids. This results in most of the high school population knowing sign language. it's awesome. You could probably count the minority race population of the high school on
one hand. In fact, there was an article in the new york times about the lack of diversity in mountain lakes. This town is great if you
like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you
like privacy, i dont recommend living here.