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morning sunshine 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)
morning sunshine by Dirtball April 8, 2003
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Morning Sunshine 

When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.
My workout was going great this morning until Dave gave me a Morning Sunshine.
Morning Sunshine by Beardking01 June 12, 2018

good morning sunshine

a boys girlfriend passed out from being piss drunk and he wakes her up by slapping her across the face and saying "good morning sunshine" he only should do this when she is acting like a stupid fuck the whole nite!!
yo, u gotta give that annoying bitch a good morning sunshine
good morning sunshine by yummie June 19, 2005

Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines 

Morning greeting typically said while having first coffee.
tap-tap Tap-Tap… Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines…. its going to be a great-great Great-Great day
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