morning deuce 

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.

"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."

morning deuce by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

morning deuce power hour 

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.

The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

morning deuce power hour by Word Llama October 8, 2008

Morning Deuce Syndrome 

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

Morning Deuce Syndrome by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

Morning Deuce Syndrome 

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

Morning Deuce Syndrome by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005