republika 

www.republika.now.nu

Republika is a group of revolutionaries from Montegrad who talk about the revolution and civil war that are currently going on in Canada.

"Nothing has changed but everything is different"

"The War has already begun.. it just hasn't reached your neighbourhood yet"

republika by Ryszard December 27, 2003

republika 

The best site EVER.. It's a site about war and revolution and stuff.. but not in an annoying way.. it's like a fictional newspaper..

Republika. Hiring Convicts as Construction Workers since 1993

www.republika.now.nu

republika by Ynterestyng March 1, 2004

Proud Republican 

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party

My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

Proud Republican by Davezilla July 7, 2019

Republicrat 

Overall, the concept that the two political parties in the US are actually indistinguishable - the party of ONE. The two parties are not actually parties but rather, two halves of a symbiotic system. They are indistinguishable because the output of the system remains the same, regardless of which half is 'in power'. Either half, when 'out-of-power,' is obligated to obstruct ANY/ALL progress by the other half while screaming the half 'in power' is about to destroy the country. All problems and issues of the country are explained as having been caused by the other half.

In this party, you don't vote FOR a President, you defensively vote AGAINST the other candidate. You choose 'lesser' evils. If you give the Presidency to one half, you generally try to give Congress to the other half to minimize the damage either half can do to you.

Because NEITHER half is interested in what the public wants, the single party therefore generates a lot of unhappiness. This dissatisfaction guarantees regular and routine trades of where they hold 'power.'

They are also sometimes referred to as Tweedeldee and Tweedeldum but due to the indistinguishable nature of both pairs, it has never been clear how they should be paired.

Members of both the Demopublican AND Republicrat halves BOTH:
+ over-promise and fail to deliver.
+ ignore what the public wants.
+ promise to cure all your problems.
+ blame all problems on the other half.
+ obfuscate when asked pointed questions.
+ sell themselves to lobbyists.
+ scream for campaign reform when 'out of power'.
+ obstruct the formation of any 3rd-party and resist its participation in campaign activities (e.g., televised debates).
+ prevent any individual really worthy of the Presidency from receiving their 'party' nomination.

Republicrat by anontx September 9, 2010

Republican Farmer 

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.

Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.

Republican Farmer by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018

Republiclown

The proper term for Republican(s). This is mainly because those who represent this party also closely resemble a horde of clowns stuffed into a clown car with their ridiculous ideologies, stances, idioms, and political beliefs.

Sarah Palin and Chris Christie are two of the largest Republiclowns in the party today.

Republiclown by Kuban Kevin August 19, 2013

republican crime family 

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.

The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.

republican crime family by zodm August 5, 2010