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monkey knot 

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
monkey knot by nbkNova August 9, 2023

the monkey knows 

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
the monkey knows the monkey knows the truth.
the monkey knows by p0kerface February 14, 2019

money knot 

A Double Windsor Knot tied perfectly the first time. The knot has to have the correct width and the tie hangs the correct length: to the belt buckle. When all of the knots characteristics are done correctly on the first try without having to retie the knot, you get a "money knot"
I just tied the perfect money knot... This interview is going to go well.
money knot by zac-tastic January 15, 2010
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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