monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

monkeys on crack

>>>>>>>>>>>j00 loldumb I like them.

monkeys on crack are hot.

by mangadood March 31, 2005

Crack Monkey

This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.

What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?

by john james April 14, 2006

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie April 14, 2006

Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.

Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

Crack Monkey

A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.

I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.

by Alena W. April 14, 2006

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022