mongore

a dolphin loving creature that lives just outside the swamps in florida. Mongores are infamous for having small dogs who have multiple personalities as companions. mongores typically can tell you exactly where to find any food you may be looking for. the mongore's catchphrase is "mongore hungry!"

woman: can you point me in the direction of a mongore? i need to know where the bogos on ritz crackers are.
man: sure, she's picking everything spicy out of her salsa so she can eat it later, in isle 2.

mongore by bigfo0t October 20, 2012

American Mongrel

American Mongrel (or Mutt) is a derogatory word to describe the Americans, for being part of a Melting Pot, where everyone is mixed with one another.

"America is a mongrel nation run by Jews"
- Adolf Hitler

"We are sort of a mongrel people"
- Barack Obama

Example:
John: Hey look! There goes that American mongrel.
Peter: These American tourists are everywhere in Europe now.
John: Tell me about it. Bunch of mutts...

American Mongrel by Gött August 11, 2012

mongoed 

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

turd mongoler by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

Throat Mongorian 

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

Throat Mongorian by BJQ September 22, 2009

Mongorian 

1. n. Someone who tears down a shitty wall.

2. n. The thing that comes out of you after eating at Genghis Grill in Dallas.

1. Damn you Mongorians! Everytime I build a shitty wall, you damn Mongorians tear it down!

2. Oh man, that dragon sauce from Genghis is starting to kick in. I've gotta find a bathroom and have a battle with the Mongorian army.

Mongorian by BJQ October 21, 2008

half a mongrel 

semi erect penis

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!

half a mongrel by mickybird December 13, 2014