Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.
Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*
by Council of Funny September 14, 2023
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When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.
Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.
by jamoore84 August 31, 2007
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