Missletoe 

The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.

Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.

Missletoe by Cringlesz November 28, 2019

missiletoe 

(v.) When a person uses their hallux (big toe) to stimulate their partner sexually. The act is most commonly performed on a female and upon the vagina. Variations exist using the other toes and/or other orifices. c.p. fingering.

"Yo man what's with the limp?"

"Bro I got really bad foot cramps, I missiletoed Sarah last night and fucked up my foot."

"The fuck?"

missiletoe by crankfoot December 26, 2013

missiletoe 

Refers to either of two incendiary-rocket-related definitions:

(1) The characteristic bruising/blistering suffered by careless/clumsy armory-workers who repeatedly drop said ordnance while wearing inadequate shoe-protection.
(2) A spherical-shaped cluster of explosives which is hung from the ceiling at a terrorists' end-of-year party; it's the only way to get these hatred-steeped warmongers to display any degree of affection.

Contrary to what he told Jeff Dunham, Achmed came to look as he is today by trying to kiss one of his 46 wives underneath the missiletoe --- he'd unknowingly set the timer wrong on one of them, and the whole 0%!$@# cluster went up due to "premature detonation".

missiletoe by QuacksO August 4, 2018

mistletoey 

That state of arousal that only appears after consuming a great deal of alcohol during the office Christmas party for a work colleague who wouldn't normally make the heart race in every-day interaction. Not to be confused with missiletoey.

Did you notice that Nancy from accounts went home with the intern? She doesn't even like boys normally. That potent eggnog must have made her mistletoey.

mistletoey by comedy_nerd December 27, 2011