misargument

Trying to point out a flaw in your opponent's logic by using an example or argument that is likewise (or even more so) logically flawed, inapplicable, or even inadvertently confirming the other point of view.

"You say you disagree with me, but you're so stupid you don't even realize that your logic actually favors the very point I'm making. What you're saying constitutes a misargument."

"The analogy you're using is not even remotely applicable to the issue we're discussing. It's a complete and total misargument."

misargument by LawyerTLW June 13, 2013

Disargument 

When you have an argument with someone but you are both arguing for the same side of the argument without realizing until afterwards.

e.g.

Person 1: duude Skyrim is like the best game.
Person 2: no way mate, Elder Scrolls is the best game!
*argument continues*
Person 2: wait a minute.. They're both basically the same thing.
Person 1: ahhhh no way.. lol

Just had a disargument with a friend of mine over a videogame franchise. lol we had no clue

Disargument by CrimsonSavage September 18, 2016

Margument 

A minor or mini argument. Not something that blows up into something larger but constitutes for a heated discussion or debate.

My boyfriend and I got into a margument, but we’re fine, it wasn’t anything serious.

Margument by DyslexicBulletin December 9, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012