An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
Get the militia mug.
the worst unit in both civilization's I & II. Had a rating of 1/1/1 which is the lowest of anything in the entire game.
The Russian militia was no match for the Aztec legions who broke through their city walls and marched into their capital.
by The Unsilent Majority August 29, 2003
Get the militia mug.
silentRED: nextmap
The next map will be cs_militia
silentRED: oh wtf
silentRED: gg that map is gay
by Maron3 January 9, 2005
Get the militia mug.
-The militia is: all able-bodied citizens who are capable of bearing arms; the absolute last line of defense against any threat to the State or Country, whether that threat is natural or man made, foreign or domestic.
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
by csapatriot April 17, 2010
Get the Militia mug.
Liquor shot

80% JD
20% Creme de Menthe (the clear shit, not the creamy)
The militia's coming to town to fuck you up!

Also see
fuck you go home and liquid fiend
by ThaOriginal January 26, 2005
Get the the militia mug.
A bunch of right wing nutt jobs playing soldier.
by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
Get the Militia mug.
A group of right-wing terrorists, typically white. A gang of white people.
Did you hear how this militia plotted to kidnap Governor Whitmer? The FBI charged them with terrorism, conspiracy, and weapons charges. You can guess what they look like...
by adisgruntledbeaver October 9, 2020
Get the Militia mug.