A part of the world between Europe and Asia. Predominantly comprised of Muslim countries, they have tried for decades to destroy Israel, as it is the one Jewish state in the area. Luckily, the towelheads can't do that right and Israel has been beating up those stupid sand niggers all this time.

A term which originated in the west to pack up a group of regions and nations which have different languages, history, and culture. People there do not think of themselves as "middle eastern". They think of themselves as either Arabs, Turks, Persians .... and I can keep naming ethnicities for a long time.

Another misconception is that what is called the middle east is mainly a desert. Most countries in the so-called middle east have only a limited desert area and others do not have deserts at all.

Most countries in the so-called middle east have a lot of problems because of past or present western colonialism occupation or intervention.

A place where oil is cheaper than water.
A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.
A place where is the best hotel in the world.
A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.
A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.
A place where the biggest kite is built.
A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.
A place where George W. Bush hates most.
A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.
A place where beer is created.
A place where Algebra is created.
A place of the fathers of physics.
A place of the fathers of astronomy.
A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.
A place where the Nation of Islam is born.
A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.
A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.
A place where there is no free time.

A giant sandbox.

People live in it.

The rest of the world's litterbox. Most commonly associated to Islam and Arabs, it's also full of all the loose-nutted, sadist emo kids of the world. It used to be a lush world of green grasses and naked women, but constant car and suicide bombings has turned it into a wasteland for the rest of the world do dump their excess shit in. Since then, women were forced to cover themselves entirely and turned into slaves for the male population, who were jealoous of the woman's hairless skin.

The Middle-East has recently gained fame from the 2001 World Trade Center attacks, where a few abondoned souls who were jealous that American men could get laid on-demand, at the cost of some easily-earned money. They were hoping to kill the financial center of the country so the women would get desperate and come to them.

You will know if someone is from the middle-east if they:

A) Have a towel around their head
B) Are wearing a bulky jacket
C) Are closely followed by 5 women with only eyes visible.
D) Shout something that sounds like an Amazon war cry
E) Explosions can be heard from the direction they came from
F)They smell like Downy fabric softener

I advise you to steer clear of them, for they often travel in packs and are almost always armed with their weight of c4 explosive.

An area comprising the countries of southwest Asia and northeast Africa. In the 20th century the region has been the continuing scene of political and economic turmoil.

The Middle East is well known for countries such as Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Syria.

1. The Middle East is where the U.S. is currently stuck. If plans of bringing Democracy are to succeed, we need to stay there for a long time (we can't have an Emergency Dance Party). This is why Bush was re-elected: he is a war-time president.

2. The right side of the belly button.