The tale of Mgay is not one to be said lightly. Once upon a time, in 1647, there live a man named micheal in the streets of Belgium.

Belgium, at that time, was not allowing people to be gay, so he fled. He road on horse back for 8 days straight, until he arrived in Pufta, what is today known as Calabria, in southern Italy.

From there, Micheal boarded a boat which was headed to Africa, a place where he can finally be gay. However, around half way through the boats journey, there was a massive storm. The captain lost control of his boat, and ended up crashing it into a small island known as Malta.

Micheal crawled to shore, severely injured. However, luckily for him, there was a woman washing her clothes in the sea. She rushed to Micheal and tended to his wounds. Hours later, at sunrise, Micheal woke up from his feet slumber. He was surrounded by knights and medics… as he was the only one to survive the shipwreck. The knight were amazed by his strength and perseverance. They asked him how he had survived such a crash.

Micheal replied, “It’s my interest in men that kept me going!”

The knights were amazed. Does homosexuality really give someone such strength they wondered! In order to honor Micheal’s strength and bravery to escape Belgium, they knighted him and called him… Sir Mgay of Mgay!

The End!

Bob: How did u do in the test?
Paul: I passed! Even thought I didn’t study!
Bob: Wow you are as luck as Sir Mgay of Mgay!

Sir Mgay of Mgay by Derildu August 24, 2021

Move I'm Gay

A term used by a homosexual when they are urgently trying to get to a location in the fastest time possible.

Steve needed to get through the crowd, so he yelled "Move I'm Gay", which opened up the crowd as if they were the red sea.

Move I'm Gay by peanutbuttershake May 3, 2018

Basically I'm Gay

A 45-minute masterpiece by YouTuber Daniel Howell where he officially comes out as gay. In this video, he shares many important things, including some of his difficult childhood experiences and thoughts on labeling sexuality. At the time of posting he had over 6 million subscribers. Many people found this video incredibly powerful and, in result, the phandom was in tears. We are all proud of Dan!

Me: "OMG Dan came out, I'm so happy for him!"
Friend: "I need to watch it what's the video called"
Me: "'Basically I'm Gay'"

Basically I'm Gay by blaise_ June 28, 2019

I'm gay

1. What someone says to express their homosexuality.
2. That's what she said when she saw your face.

I'm gay... Why need an example for this?

I'm gay by JamesxD March 21, 2009

i'm gay

Idubbbztv's most popular sentence

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay

i'm gay by davidvi January 15, 2017

I'm gay

You are? Me too!!

Thank you for you're" I'm gay" time.

I'm gay by FuckDaBish April 24, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026