A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.
Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"