methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

by Sexi Texi April 18, 2007

Metheloped

When a out of control couple.who are hooked on meth refuse to separate. Aka traumabond.

That couple refuses to throw in the towel. They must be metheloped.

by Strongarmranch February 12, 2022