"While running up a hill after 4 drinks in heels for no apparent reason, the girl tripped over herself and broke her iPhone 6. She realized she had no insurance and exclaimed "Meowchies!!"
A Twitter user’s @-mentions: comments in response to their posts, or other discussion threads they have been tagged in. When a user is mentioned, they are usually notified, which can turn out bad.
When a user replies to a post, the author of the original post is “mentioned”. If the author’s post is controversial or blows up for some reason, they will get lots of repliers in their menchies. This often makes their notifications almost useless, since they’re flooded by responses to one post.
Other times, two or more repliers get into a debate in response to a different user’s original post, littering the OP’s menchies with irrelevant chatter. For obvious reasons, it sucks to get a bunch of notifications on an argument you have no interest in.
Ben just posted that “Waluigi is overrated,” RIP his menchies.
You can have your Haribo vs. Black Forest gummy bear argument, but please, not in my menchies.
A yummy and creamy brand of frozen yogurt perfection. Menchies has perfected the art of Fro-Yo beyond compare. Their vast variety of options give the customer no doubt that they will leave yogurt wasted and happy.
NOTE: Often confused with an STD. Menchies however is not an STD but a wonderful frozen treat.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.