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a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon
melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace
by fatman kristian January 05, 2005
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verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.
verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead
by vTBiShop September 22, 2009
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Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.
Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
by Molech March 30, 2013
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somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!
grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
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by reggaemuffin March 08, 2007
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Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.
Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!
by 00jace no.2 November 04, 2013
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A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.
"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"
by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017
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Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.
Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?
by Will McDunn September 15, 2005
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