When a girl voluntarily takes sleeping pills before sex and let's you "have at it"! Especially done when losing ones virginity because "the first time can hurt".
Yo I was talking to this girl and she said she wanted the Melatonin Mamba to lose her virginity. I said "no way hombre that's nuts you're still a virgin, I don't want to tear a labia", and she said "just do it you pussy, I don't want it to hurt!"
by brosefballin October 04, 2022
by zo3yj October 14, 2022
Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute fucking AWESOME religion that is Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.
Guy 1: yo dude have you heard of Melatonism?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now
by MrGamingGuy August 22, 2022
Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.
Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!
Person 2: Did you take melatonin?
Person 1: yeah I took two.
Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin
Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
Person 2: Did you take melatonin?
Person 1: yeah I took two.
Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin
Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021
Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
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