A word used to describe horrible pedophile. (Pronounced my-jer)
Dude did you see that meijer? He totally slipped his hand in that kids pants.
by Cockboy the Rockstar April 1, 2011
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The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”
Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.
by Rushmore Yankee January 22, 2009
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When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.
"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."
by More Pickle March 13, 2017
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"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."
by otkn December 20, 2016
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