meat wallet

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.

I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.

by herman11111111 November 22, 2005

meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 21, 2008

meat wallet

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

by NRJ2k November 27, 2007

meat wallet

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

by Lauryn K. May 23, 2006

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 29, 2003

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 06, 2006

Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003