meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

by desertfrog April 24, 2006

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

meat sheets

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature

i pounded the meat sheets last night

by fulton89 January 19, 2006

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 02, 2011

Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019