You owe me

When girlfriend wants a little sexiepoo.

You owe me one boyfriend

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

by Raffster December 29, 2008

you owe me a treat !

It can mean any of these
1)you will a take the person out for a nice meal .
2)you will treat the person nicely in return of a favor that he/she did

I Helped you fix your bike and therefore "you owe me a treat !"

by NO_name March 15, 2012

You owe me head

To use your mouth on some else’s sex organs to give them pleasure

If you don’t pay me back you owe me head.

by BaddieAshe October 2, 2020

you owe me a beer

When two people are in conversation and they say the same thing at the same time..........one person says you owe me a beer!!

Sara:Did you see that?
Kristin: What?
Sara:That man looked like he had a turd on his pants
Kristin and Sara: Thats hot!
Sara:You owe me a beer!!

by babycakes418 December 25, 2007

You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006