Me cry

Depression and extreme sadness due to corona virus fucking up ur life and events
Girl: Coronavirus canceled slc and worlds

Guy: Me cry
Girl :(((
by capitanvs22 March 13, 2020
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catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying
Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying
by Skjsojws May 08, 2019
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make me cry

A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Oh, make me cry! I missed desperate housewives again.
by jsd9632 May 28, 2011
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cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.
your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!
by filth April 24, 2003
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cry me a river

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen
person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.
by charliee August 29, 2007
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cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
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cry me a river

Said in response to some ones sob story. Shortened from the full statement of "Cry me a river, build a bridge and GET THE FUCK OVER IT!"

Very old saying predating any Justin Timberflake warbles or other pop culture references. Interestingly still in common use today.
Whinger: My cars broken down and Im poor and I lost my job and my wife left me and when she left, she ran over my dog.

Cold Hard Bastard: Cry me a river buddy, cry me a river.
by stopstealingmyname August 13, 2009
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