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Mayanero 

A mayanero is the act of a sleeping male being awakened from his slumber by oral sex from a female.
"Yesterday, I took a nap at around 2 P.M., right after I had finished studying. Approximately one hour later, Janice slipped into my dorm and promptly delivered one of the sloppiest and loveliest mayaneros that I've ever had."
Mayanero by Eulogio Cervantes January 11, 2010
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There are not many Maysan's in the world so if you currently have a Maysan you should make sure to hold onto her. She makes a great friend and almost always knows when you are in trouble or having a bad day. She is just one of those people you always want to have around and she will always be by your side. She will make you laugh until you cry and when you cry she can't help but cry with you. To top it all off she is one of the kindest, sweetest people you will ever meet. Hold on because everyone is going to want a Maysan!!!
Maysan: *says something funny*
You: * Laughs so hard you start crying*
Maysan: *Starts to cry because you are crying*
Both *Crying and laughing*
Maysan by Alyssum Flower July 16, 2019

Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet 

Literally the best pair of people ever. It doesn’t matter how many times these friends fight, they always find their way back to each other. Pretty much sisters. Ariella lives in Florida, Ava in Texas, yet they still stay bests of friends, even if a Lucy tries to separate them, she fails. Ariella is boy crazy, Ava is failing every-class, they are both incredibly dirty minded, and known each-other since kinder garden. They both went Lakewood and were called “catladies.” Everyone thought, knew, they were the best friends in the whole school and still are to this day. One day the will shift together Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet will fairy, look it up people. Make sure you find you Ava Villarreal or your Ariella maysonet, or there’s no point in living. (:
Daniel: I’m getting both Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet chi alter for valentines day
Gage: you better, they come as a pair.
Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet: Yep 🥱🙄😒🤚

mr maysonet

an annoying bitch who doesn’t teach anything but stays on his laptop and yells at students for no reason. he should just get fired already atp . also his name is like mayo
what did you learn in science?

absolutely nothing. that faggot mr maysonet doesn’t teach anything at all.
mr maysonet by concashzz July 6, 2023
A funny likable person, always in a good mood, and nice to everyone. Just kidding, she does not like you or your friends. >:(
Jason: Please don't talk to me, I'm feeling like a Meysane today.
Derek: Oh man, I'm... I'm sorry man. *backs away*
meysane by emily-dean <3 October 9, 2021

mouyoul mayssane 

is to have feelings for an angelic and lovely girl called mayssane and to never love girls nor boys
sorry i have mouyoul mayssane i can't love ya