A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.
"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"
by Jaisomething May 14, 2016
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An expression one would use when exited or after compulsively shitting thou pants.

Or used by an individual who has a rail to use.
Won won: I just killed your dog.
Roonie: Maynard, Yeah! I never liked hemart anyways!!!
by Jimothy Adams November 13, 2020
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Jack Maynard is a British YouTuber with a large subscription of people that vary in age,race, culture and ethnicity. Jack Maynard is very attractive to his fans. He has two siblings a younger sister Anna Maynard and a older brother Conor Maynard (who is a singer with a great voice).
'did you see Jack Maynard's new video it's very good and he is soo cute! '

'yes I didn't even know that he has a older brother who is a singer '
by Liv does fitness December 28, 2016
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The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.
Ohh shit that stinks, there's something wrong with you!
by Clementekid May 27, 2010
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Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!
Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!
by powergirlxxx July 3, 2012
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The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).
Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*
by Ventureofthe6 May 8, 2019
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KATE MAYNARD IS A FUCKING GODESS! She can beat you to death in a milisecond and she is THICCCC! She is kind in every way but DO NOT GO TO HER DARK SIDE! She hates friends that pretend to be insecure and say stuff like "oh i know you hate me blah blah blah" to make her feel bad. DONT LOSE HER IF SHE IS YOUR FRIEND! But do not mess with her. She can get physco..but she is a goddess and the best person that you could have in your life. SHE IS A BADDASS
Jakoby: "Hey you know that girl Kate Maynard?"
Chris: "Oh yea! She is a BADASS! The best person EVER!"
by summer.maii December 10, 2019
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