may 17

birthdate of a sexy beast

"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"

by fathoodbitch October 15, 2019

may 17

may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry

person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!

by dumbbjuice May 09, 2020

may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 13, 2022

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 07, 2022

may 17

if you were born on this day your a dickhead who breaks peoples heart

oooh it may 17 the day dickheads were born on

by January 30, 2021

May 17

If you are born on this day I just gotta say DAMN YOU SWAGGY AS HELL stay swaggy!!!

May 17s birthday

by Billies bitch January 05, 2021

May 17

On May 17th, 2009, the popular game Minecraft was first released. May 17 is Minecraft’s birthday. On this day you celebrate the game created by Notch (Markus Alexej Persson), partially designed by Jeb_ and released by Mojang.

Minecraft veteran: Guys it’s May 17! It’s Minecraft’s birthday today, no matter what Microsoft says.
Newbie: What do you mean? Minecraft has always been Microsoft’s.
Minecraft Veteran: No, Mojang made Minecraft. Today is the day to celebrate it’s release.

by Lionsden04 April 15, 2019