The Joe Mauer

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

by WoldA November 18, 2007

Hack Mauer

The Emmy Winning character played by Emmy Winning actor Matt Gilmer in the epic Emmy Winning action show "26"

"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"

by jd dubya June 10, 2005

The Alex Mauer

The act of sue, harassment, and dmca strikes against anybody who dare speaks of you badly.

"Man, is this manbaby doing the Alex Mauer, can't he just accept defeat already?

by Megalopixels November 26, 2017

Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 12, 2010