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A matul is someone who likes to take random objects up the ass, especially ones made of metal.
"Wow that man is probably a matul. Just look at what he brought to the convention!"
Matul by WollyGiraffe September 11, 2021
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"Stay away from me, Manulo" - Nancy Botwin in Weeds season 1.
Manulo by xequinoxed October 20, 2009
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A narcotic that utilizes the absolute function of the pancreas that is usually consumed usually by a couple . The substance is placed on the arse hole region and is either sniffed or consumed as of personal preference . This has a variety of terminology and is common through parts of Ukraine.
Do you want to get some of that manuli tonight?
manuli by Jack sweet January 11, 2018

Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.
Sorry, Matilde, for this stupid text.
Matilde by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020
Matilde aka Mati who always sleeps a lot and have such a great sense of humor, makes me laugh no matter what and a Kpop lover. Sure she annoys me but I luv her to death. Always makes my day 100000 precent better and makes me feel less lonely like I mean the world to her. Since her name is unqie it’s not common to see her name pop up on the screen. She has gone through something hard in her life but still today I see her as a strong person like always. She may not seem sad but she is and seeing her sad and not talk about her feelings hurts me. If ur reading this.. I luv u bitch!
Matilde:An amazing personality unique person
Matilde by MyBooAsian May 24, 2018

chiko matali 

-he thinks hes the shit
-he only gets ass from girls who are drunk
-he beats girls and then gets beaten by girls reference his junior year
-he is cock eyed..
-he would get lost in a black out.....
-walks like a pirate
you will hear chiko matali often say
"kp all day"
"nOo0oO"
"whatsgoodwitchyou"

please feel free to add to the list...
chiko matali by heartdrew February 21, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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