(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009
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A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.
Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.
by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015
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A matul is someone who likes to take random objects up the ass, especially ones made of metal.
"Wow that man is probably a matul. Just look at what he brought to the convention!"
by WollyGiraffe September 11, 2021
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