the union of two people from opposite sex that are capable of reproducing on their own, not excluding those of opposite sexes that have problems with fertillity, they there for do not apply
"they can have a Marriage because one is a guy and one is a girl, not a man and a man, or a girl and a girl that i just wrong".
by somerandomkid19999999 May 29, 2008
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
Coming from someone who requires the threat of hell-fire to keep a woman your criticism doesn’t carry a whole lot of weight.
Hym “Yeah marriage is great... unless you have a fat cock. Because why get married when you can you can just sit in your group home and wait for your staff to hire someone to suck you off every day while you get a round of applause from Dr JeepJorp.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Marriage destroy your life don't get married girls / boys except you gay that's my advice or just do the one night pleasure
Marriage is a sickNess
by Your nightmare honey March 16, 2020
1. A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.
2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.
2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.
by Nitrolian May 19, 2015
My uncle Joseph got married yesterday. Instead of having his usual fun time down at the club, he had to spend time with his wife. Little did he know that this was going to last forever. This would eventually turn into a horror story, he had kids that he had to take care of. They hated him, he hated them, the wife hated them, they just couldn't figure out what to do. Finally, she had enough and decided to divorce him. This was the end of his life because she took everything he had because he didn't have a prenuptial agreement and he lost everything to her, and he had to keep the kids. He eventually killed himself in an alleyway because he had no home and society called him a failure when they took away his kids because he simply could not raise them with his very low income. The moral of the story? Marriage is outdated and family should be outlawed.
by superlizard234 August 8, 2011