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The flower of love. Brings relaxation, new thought processes, and a general feeling of happiness when used wisely. Also gives a really cool body high.
Before I started to smoke weed I was so tightly wound, but now I'm laid back and chill. Yay marijuana!
by eyesmokechronic April 19, 2009
A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
God's gift to mankind
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
by Lol chillen July 30, 2014
A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019