A boy next door guy who loves harry potter that you can't take off your eyes on him. Lowkey a devil but highkey an angel.
by aestheticallyjonah November 4, 2018
1/5 of the most amazing man band on the planet Why Don't We. He is so precious and the literal definition of perfect. Jonah loves coffee A LOT aswell Harry Potter.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
E.g. 1
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
by Let me hear you say wayhoo October 29, 2019
Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing
Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
by Heaven1827 April 8, 2019
A small town of about 3,000 during the summer in northern Minnesota. Commonly called "God's Country" by tourists that don't have to live here year round. Know for it's many lakes including Lake Supior, wilderness for hunting and fishing, and our large number of gift shops that all sell the same over priced gifts. In summer the town grows in size with tourist that flock in and buy the over priced gifts and get lost in our wilderness. In winter the population shrinks as the rich and old leave to go to warmer places. While the rest of us are stuck here looking for jobs and drinking. The population is devied into
60% senior cisterns
30% students
10% others who are stuck here.
60% senior cisterns
30% students
10% others who are stuck here.
Commen Grand Marais Problem
person A: crap, i'm out of everything! Wanna go shop with me?
Person B: Hell no, I'm not driveing 3 hours to Duluth so you can get cloths and food. Just go to town and buy that $60 sweater with the moose on it, you'll be fine.
person A: crap, i'm out of everything! Wanna go shop with me?
Person B: Hell no, I'm not driveing 3 hours to Duluth so you can get cloths and food. Just go to town and buy that $60 sweater with the moose on it, you'll be fine.
by K-chan hates you January 7, 2009
he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like
mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum
i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis
jk i’m nice.
mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum
i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis
jk i’m nice.
by jonahshot July 28, 2019
The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.
by yolanda harris August 22, 2019
He is a fucking poes. His dad calls him maroo and his mom is called mandy maclocklan. He is a Irish mother fucker
Conan marais is a poes
by Donald Trump has mc fallen May 11, 2020