Another word for jizz, sperm, and ejaculation. Except. Mance is more of a brownish yellowish color then a white. Also, it is more liquidy, due to the fact that it has less sperm cells then normal ejaculation. This is safe to swallow.
Boy: I'm gonna mance!

Girl: the mouth is opennn (;
by Lizardgirl11 June 17, 2011
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A person who hails from Manchester..A dark gloomy shithole in the Nothwest of England...glue sniffing and smoking roll ups is the norm in most parts of Manchester...Easily identified (males) 6 stone dripping wet..D.I.Y tattoos usually with the word "dawn" or "Lisa" on their arm..dressed head to toe in either fake adidas clothing or hand me down Kappa....(females) Scrawny,smackhead look alikes with teeth like shin pads...greasy,slick back hair,with 2 thin strands hanging over their forehead..mostly seen in either benidorm or Faliraki loved up with a local olive picker.

Inbred..unfunny..morbid..gutless..scruffy..ugly..smelly..robbing.... All followed by the word MANC BASTARD
Manc " Look at that flash bastard in that umbro trackie"
by Clever Trevor January 28, 2011
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mancs are the werst horribl cunts of de earth they al need shootin in the head an they cant dress they have there hair spiked up and have the nerve 2 skit scouser 4 there dress sense every manc is a shitouse wen i go on oliday i alwayz meet a manc an everyone of the bastards are scared of scousers
bastards wit der hair spiked up wa da fuk is tha about u manc wankers
by scouser tom September 12, 2006
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A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs
Manc - to be safe as fuck, sound as a pound or sorted.
by stu January 6, 2004
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Unfunny, unwitty inbred. Tends to spout a lot of drivel and has narcistic tendencies which shows by wearing unfashionable clothing such as parkas and Liam Gallager style haircuts.
The Manc always speaks in a manner similar to someone who has a touch of the downs i.e. is a bit slow. This due to persistent inbreeding over the years.
Gary Neville is a true example of evolution gone wrong in the Manchester area. Just listen to him and you will recognise the familiar touch of the downs accent typical of Manchester.
by cockfencer August 11, 2008
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Glorious inhabitants of one of the United Kingdom's most majestic and cosmoplitan cities. Mancunians are very friendly and welcoming citizens who are unfortunately plagued by dispicable tire thieves from Liverpool, the only crime in Manchester is committed by DIRTY Scousers.
Mancunian: "Hello there, welcome to Manchester, I say- that's a very nice shell suit you have on there"

Scouse Twat: "Eh Eh Calm Down Calm Down give me yer fuckin tires no ye manc twat"
by LiverLover February 9, 2005
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Similar to Scouser but more violent and worst but don't let them tell you otherwise.
by haha April 9, 2003
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