illuminous kappa trackie wearing, earing sporting, skinhead with long fringe and overall shitstabber

A person who hails from Manchester..A dark gloomy shithole in the Nothwest of England...glue sniffing and smoking roll ups is the norm in most parts of Manchester...Easily identified (males) 6 stone dripping wet..D.I.Y tattoos usually with the word "dawn" or "Lisa" on their arm..dressed head to toe in either fake adidas clothing or hand me down Kappa....(females) Scrawny,smackhead look alikes with teeth like shin pads...greasy,slick back hair,with 2 thin strands hanging over their forehead..mostly seen in either benidorm or Faliraki loved up with a local olive picker.

Inbred..unfunny..morbid..gutless..scruffy..ugly..smelly..robbing.... All followed by the word MANC BASTARD

basically a manc or mancunian whicheva floats ya boat is sum1 from manchesta! dey luv der kappa trakkies n der fat gold loop earrings n der chains n so-called 'bling'. dey luv der greased back hair wit 2 strands hangin in front ov der faces! dey also fink dey have da best fashion senses eva wit der purple leggins and lime green kappa trakky tops! dey are all slags aswell n dey rob all da fit men from liverpool coz dey cant fynd ne wer dey cum from!!!!!! :P o ye n dey fink der all gorgeous!

mancs are the werst horribl cunts of de earth they al need shootin in the head an they cant dress they have there hair spiked up and have the nerve 2 skit scouser 4 there dress sense every manc is a shitouse wen i go on oliday i alwayz meet a manc an everyone of the bastards are scared of scousers

A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs

Unfunny, unwitty inbred. Tends to spout a lot of drivel and has narcistic tendencies which shows by wearing unfashionable clothing such as parkas and Liam Gallager style haircuts.
The Manc always speaks in a manner similar to someone who has a touch of the downs i.e. is a bit slow. This due to persistent inbreeding over the years.

Glorious inhabitants of one of the United Kingdom's most majestic and cosmoplitan cities. Mancunians are very friendly and welcoming citizens who are unfortunately plagued by dispicable tire thieves from Liverpool, the only crime in Manchester is committed by DIRTY Scousers.