man lumber 

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

man lumber by Wageslut December 16, 2015

LumberJack man 

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

LumberJack man by aintnoway November 16, 2022

mancumber 

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

mancumber by BrettS June 25, 2005

Manlubber 

It is what you call a person who is attracted to men when you don't want to call them either a gay man or a straight woman

It is derivative from landlubber and man lover.

Sarah: Hey babe, meet John!

Babe: You didn't tell me about John before...

Sarah: Don't worry, he's a manlubber.

Manlubber by PatentedBread84 July 13, 2023

mancumbered 

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

mancumbered by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

Mancumber 

A man with a very green penis

“He’s very hot” “he’s a mancumber” “oh”

Mancumber by Lbsjdbs1357 October 12, 2021