Marisa's Law 

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

Marisa's Law by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

It’s a Malissa thing 

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

It’s a Malissa thing by MJ103 May 19, 2019

marisa salvini 

She seems all nice and fun until you do something that could possibly alter her popularity. Then she turns in a back-stabbing she-devil. Marisa Salvini's are usually sluts that try to show off their butts at beaches, pools and parties. Please try to be nice to Marisa's because they can never be nice on their own.

"She was so nice until I tried to get to know her better, she said I wasn't cool enough."

"She sounds like a Marisa Salvini."

marisa salvini by One real truth June 20, 2014

Maliza Sherotool 

A combination of Maggie Pool, Alison Serota, and Eliza Shaw, the most amazing 08ers ever.

"hey Meg and Becca, let's go stalk Maliza Sherotool!"

Maliza Sherotool by Sally, Becca, Meg December 27, 2007

drop off sasha and malia at the pool 

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.

I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.

drop off sasha and malia at the pool by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009

Sad Marisa Gif

a gif on discord used to display homosexuality

"hey bro how you doing"
"(sad marisa gif)"
"congrats on coming out"

Sad Marisa Gif by macslash November 11, 2022