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malibu feedbag 

A chinstrap device intended for the facilitation of coddling and massaging the testicles and scrotum of an 80's glam rock lead guitarist or vocalist when administering fellatio in the parking lot of a Southern California grocery store.
Dude, I was working a 12-7 at Von's, and Vince Neil came in and I totally used my malibu feedbag on him next to my Trans Am in the parking lot.
malibu feedbag by glamrockr November 20, 2006
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Malibu Feedbag 

The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.

The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.

In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."

The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.
"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."
Malibu Feedbag by Stevo C. November 10, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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