make coffee

To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'

Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.

by $ayfoo April 4, 2011

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

Make Coffee

Office code for sex and spending the night with a new love interest. Derived from, "stayed the night...we made coffee in the morning."

Coworker 1: "Elizabeth, How was your date last night?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.

I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.

by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

coffee makes me poop

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coffee makes me poop man

by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together

I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.

by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025