mad monday

an australian tradition whereby the day after a rugby/rugby league last game of the season (usually monday) when players go out and get as drunk as possible.

On Sunday, after the broncos lost to the dragons to be knocked out of the finals, mad monday fever kicked in to drown their sorrows.

mad monday by drunk footy fan September 13, 2010

Panthers Mad Monday 

Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.

Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!

Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!

Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!

Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!

Panthers Mad Monday by CaptainPanther September 16, 2010

hoes mad monday 

all the hoes are mad today.

it’s monday hoes are mad.

it’s hoes mad monday

hoes mad monday by h.o.e.s.m.a.d September 2, 2019