count macula

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted

HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her

by count swagula April 10, 2011

big macula

That bitch with the Big Macs at McDonald's tryna use the free wifi on her go phone

Look at big macula over there tryna text roscoe about her child support.

by Jamesreid August 11, 2015