My Rights 

A phrase a young white woman uses because they feel they're entitled to something trivial while forgetting that millions around the world are still denied actual rights.

"My favorite actor is appearing in a TV show, my rights..."

My Rights by Lynch_Smith January 24, 2020

My Rights 

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

My Rights by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

Exercising My Constitutional Rights by aman73 December 18, 2012

My right nut 

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

My right nut by 2k quani October 17, 2016

my right hand 

My girlfriend.

I made love to my right hand yesterday

my right hand by t68egkghvshgvg8ofwbccjc wdtfge May 4, 2017

dating my right hand 

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

dating my right hand by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

ow! my right boobie! 

What a girl sez when someone whacks her in her right boobie

Marissa (groaning in pain on all 4's) OW! MY RIGHT BOOBIE!

ow! my right boobie! by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006