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My Rights 

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away
My Rights by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

My right nut 

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one
My right nut by 2k quani October 17, 2016

dating my right hand 

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

ow! my right boobie! 

What a girl sez when someone whacks her in her right boobie
Marissa (groaning in pain on all 4's) OW! MY RIGHT BOOBIE!
ow! my right boobie! by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006