Lumber Jacks 

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

Lumber Jacks by Modeen August 27, 2014

Mer-Lumber Jack 

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

Mer-Lumber Jack by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

lumber jack by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack off 

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

lumber jack off by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

lumber jack by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

Mer-Lumber Jack 

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

Mer-Lumber Jack by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

lumber jack by Mel Function September 5, 2003