by pooter diddler April 4, 2015
Get the Lipjacking mug.Falsely accusing an opponent or potential critic of the exact thing that you are saying or doing before they get a chance to call you out on what you are saying or doing.
Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused as to what is real and what isn't, and you stand a chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.
Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused as to what is real and what isn't, and you stand a chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.
He told a lie and then immediately said "but the fake news media will lie and disagree with me". Now the press can't call him on his lie without looking like liars themselves and neutral bystanders feel like they have to take a middle-ground. That's some shady liejacking right there.
by AdLibera September 13, 2020
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Falsely accusing an opponent of the thing that you are doing before they can call you out on it. This sews confusion in the minds of bystanders and third parties, helping the liejacker get away with what they are saying or doing.
Donald Trump told a lie and then immediately accused the press of fake news. Now when they call him out on his bs, they look like they're lying themselves. That's some shady liejacking right there.
by AdLibera September 13, 2020
Get the liejacking mug.a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
by Reserv0ir November 29, 2024
Get the Longjacking mug.The opposite of hijacking. Lowjaning would involve the pilot or crew of a vessel abandoning their duties (for example, by bailing out after stealing valuable cargo). This may result in the vessel crashing afterwards, unless there are passengers aboard who are able to take over (i.e., hijack) the controls.
1. There’s only one situation where hijacking is actually a good thing, and that’s when the crew have already lowjaned the vessel.
2. Yesterday, a ship carrying gold and diamonds was lowjaned in the Indian Ocean by its captain, who defected to a tiny island nation. Fortunately, the other crew members hijacked the ship afterwards and survived, but the gold was never recovered.
3. Rumor has it that al-Qaeda was considering carrying out 9/11 by lowjaning rather than hijacking. They abandoned this plan because putting terrorists all the way through pilot school would have taken too long.
2. Yesterday, a ship carrying gold and diamonds was lowjaned in the Indian Ocean by its captain, who defected to a tiny island nation. Fortunately, the other crew members hijacked the ship afterwards and survived, but the gold was never recovered.
3. Rumor has it that al-Qaeda was considering carrying out 9/11 by lowjaning rather than hijacking. They abandoned this plan because putting terrorists all the way through pilot school would have taken too long.
by Olaf Pilotsson May 16, 2025
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