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lost balls

When you are about to do something and suddenly lose your nerve to complete the task at hand.
I was about to jump over my moms house on my bike but I lost balls at the last second when I realized that I don't have health insurance.
lost balls by Dirty D-ness December 16, 2007
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LOST Balls

Similar to "Blue Balls," this is the phenomenon that occurs when a fan of the show LOST is anticipating the next episode or the outcome of the most recent pre-commercial cliffhanger, only to be let down when they discover that their questions are left unanswered.
Brian: "I thought for sure that they were finally going to reveal the Man In Black's real name."
Melinda: "Sounds like you got a case of LOST Balls!"
LOST Balls by brifrye June 3, 2010

Lost his balls 

A derogatory term meaning:
1. When a dude lets others humiliate him without reprisal.
2. When a man allows someone to take his dignity (especially a woman).
3. When a man just gives up, or doesn't try anymore.
4. When a man loses everything in a divorce.
1. He just let them threat him like that, and just stood there and took it. He sure lost his balls.
2. Man, he sure lost his balls. His woman doesn't let him make any decisions. She's running the place.
3. He just dropped the bat in the middle of the game and quit for good. He really lost his balls.
4. She took him for everything. He even lost his balls.
Lost his balls by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

lost my balls 

When you just had a fucked up day. BIGTIME!

Man, everything seems to go wrong, I fucked up my calc class, blew up my first date, I really lost my balls today man.
lost my balls by Kinky_ass_whippin December 11, 2007

A lost ball in high weeds 

A person who does not know what they are doing, how to do it or possibly even where they are.
John: "What are you doing here!? You can't be here, its dangerous!"

William: "I'm sorry, I got confused as to where i'm supposed to be."

John: "Dude, you're a lost ball in high weeds."

Ball's lost 

When something goes exactly as planned.

Everything pans out, with benefits.

A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.

A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.

A jewish dentist who rips people off.

A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.
"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.

"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."
Ball's lost by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011

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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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