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laughing my fucking ass off thanks nonsense

It's when people post funny and nonsense things on face book, twitter and myspace. This is a daily event that never ends. breaks up the day and provides laughter and fun times.
someone posts the following:
"I'm on my way to find my husband @ Starbucks, wish me luck"

"OMG I just found my husband @ the phone store, he is the huge poster guy....so sexy"
The replay: lmfaotn......keep posting your funny nonsense!!"
lmfaotn by njcb July 8, 2009
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lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOTRTBTD

Laughing my fucking ass off, turning red, then blue, then die
Player I:Your a schmoozer! YOU SUCK NOOB!

Player II: LMFAOTRTBTD!

Player I: WHAT?!?

Player II: LOL!
LMFAOTRTBTD by Master_Of_All August 31, 2009

LMFAOTICS 

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Till I Can't Stop.

An acronym that is used online, to express hardcore laughter at something extremly funny said by someone else.
Jane: i met this guy in the club and he was trying to make a pass at me...

Jason: oh really, well, what did he say?

Jane : he said "baby, you so hot, they should turn off the heating in this place!"

Jason: LMFAOTICS!!! i can't believe he was that lame!
LMFAOTICS by GT Playa October 15, 2009

Lmfaornbid 

Bob: “Boi that was too funny I’m lmfaornbid.”
Shelly: *lmfaornbid*
Lmfaornbid by Notthekrustykrab December 22, 2018
LMFAOIND: Laughing my fucking ass off in the ditch.
A term used to describe how funny something was while texting and driving.
Jordan: Just saw a kid run up to his server in a restaurant and punch him in the crotch.

Travis: LMFAOIND!! That's awesome.
LMFAOIND by the.fude October 22, 2011

lmfaoing 

1.) To be in the state of lmfao
2.) To lmfao
lmfaoing by head of daa July 28, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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