Boss city, shame about the scallies. Fuckin dozy-arse bastards that they are. Oh well. Love the place otherwise. Good music scene (and no, I don't mean The Coral and all them shite bands).
by BTMNKY January 12, 2004
A complete hellhole. A town full of sordid, tango-tanned scrubbers and thick, ignorant, aggressive scallies. If you've ever seen the Burt Reynolds film 'Deliverance you'll have some idea what these people are like. These slackjawed, shaven-headed morons (otherwise known as 'friendly, witty scousers') are amongst the most violent and bigoted people on the planet. If you have the misfortune to live here ( and I do), for god's sake don't show any individuality, and try not to be from an ethnic background because they'll very probably kill you. Laughably this dump was awarded 'European City of Culture' for 2008, notwithstanding the fact that its so-called 'culture' consists of the 'Beatles' who left here in 1963 and never came back, and some of the worst clubs on earth playing the cretinous 'scouse-house'. Here are some tips for fitting in if you have the bad luck to end up here. These tips should ensure survival:
1. wear a tracksuit (women may wear pyjamas)
2. shave your head (women should be bottle blond)
3. develop a guttural whine (both sexes)
4. gob on the floor frequently (experts recommend at least every 10 steps) (both sexes)
5. try not to finish a sentence without using the F word at least fourteen times (again, both sexes)
6. steal anything that isn't nailed down
7. talk in an extremely loud voice (as you're so 'witty' everyone will want to hear your opinions)
8. glare at everyone in a threatening manner, especially students, 'goths' and anyone perceived to be'gay'
9. Call anyone not wearing a tracksuit 'gay' then beat them up
10. tell everyone how 'scousers are the friendliest people in the world aren't they though?'
1. wear a tracksuit (women may wear pyjamas)
2. shave your head (women should be bottle blond)
3. develop a guttural whine (both sexes)
4. gob on the floor frequently (experts recommend at least every 10 steps) (both sexes)
5. try not to finish a sentence without using the F word at least fourteen times (again, both sexes)
6. steal anything that isn't nailed down
7. talk in an extremely loud voice (as you're so 'witty' everyone will want to hear your opinions)
8. glare at everyone in a threatening manner, especially students, 'goths' and anyone perceived to be'gay'
9. Call anyone not wearing a tracksuit 'gay' then beat them up
10. tell everyone how 'scousers are the friendliest people in the world aren't they though?'
by the masked nanker August 28, 2006
by flough dow August 29, 2010
a football team named after their city, known to spend lots of money on expensive players then play in an incredibly mediocre way
though their normal fans are just like any other team's supporters, liverpool have special fans known as kopites. normally recruited outside of liverpool (norway in particular), they are annoyingly vocal about supporting their club and can be easily spotted by wearing at least one piece of liverpool merch at all times. they enjoying claiming to be the best team in the world even though they havent won a league in nearly 20 years, and won their last major trophy through luck (penalties) following this kopite membership rose sharply
though their normal fans are just like any other team's supporters, liverpool have special fans known as kopites. normally recruited outside of liverpool (norway in particular), they are annoyingly vocal about supporting their club and can be easily spotted by wearing at least one piece of liverpool merch at all times. they enjoying claiming to be the best team in the world even though they havent won a league in nearly 20 years, and won their last major trophy through luck (penalties) following this kopite membership rose sharply
"i got the train into warrington yesterday and it was full of bloody kopites, there wasn't even a liverpool match on"
by kevp June 12, 2008
Liverpool, as in English city.
With Liverpool, there's numerous attractions. Below is just what I can think of at the top of my head. Put it this way - Liverpool has a lot going for it.
Night life: Amazing. The Concert Square, Mathew Street and Victoria Street areas are major hot spots.
Shopping: Liverpool ONE, Cavern Walks, Metquarter, Bold Street
Sports: Liverpool Football Club, Everton Football Club, Aintree Racecourse
Music history: Two words - The Beatles!
Other history: Titanic
Restaurants: So, so many good restaurants all over Liverpool!
Architecture: Two cathedrals, St. George's Hall, Liver Building etc. etc.
Other stuff: Cool museums, art galleries and theatre shows to bout!
With Liverpool, there's numerous attractions. Below is just what I can think of at the top of my head. Put it this way - Liverpool has a lot going for it.
Night life: Amazing. The Concert Square, Mathew Street and Victoria Street areas are major hot spots.
Shopping: Liverpool ONE, Cavern Walks, Metquarter, Bold Street
Sports: Liverpool Football Club, Everton Football Club, Aintree Racecourse
Music history: Two words - The Beatles!
Other history: Titanic
Restaurants: So, so many good restaurants all over Liverpool!
Architecture: Two cathedrals, St. George's Hall, Liver Building etc. etc.
Other stuff: Cool museums, art galleries and theatre shows to bout!
by bryanadamslover August 5, 2010
'liverpool is great'
by Stephen Robinson December 30, 2005
all you steriotypical gimps should actually visit this city before you diss it, but you probably havent even been cos your too lower class
by steve t July 26, 2003