Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.

Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed

Lick and Stick by heyithappens April 4, 2015

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lick and stick

the act of eating a girl out, then after inserting your penis

dude, jenna totally loves a lick and stick!

lick and stick by tim burch90 August 2, 2010

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lick and stick

alternative to cut and paste

Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and stick it

lick and stick by Chazbat May 30, 2007

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Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

Lucky Lick and Stick by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

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Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs

"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em by tiamat&demo April 4, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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