Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.

Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed

Lick and Stick by heyithappens April 4, 2015

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lick and stick

the act of eating a girl out, then after inserting your penis

dude, jenna totally loves a lick and stick!

lick and stick by tim burch90 August 2, 2010

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lick and stick

alternative to cut and paste

Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and stick it

lick and stick by Chazbat May 30, 2007

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Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

Lucky Lick and Stick by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

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Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs

"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em by tiamat&demo April 4, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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