lennoxism

The practice of Searching For Delicious with out Saviour, Noah Lennox (aka Panda Bear, also in Animal Collective). You must wear a panda hat during worship and follow the 9 untitled prayers. You mustn't take pills for it is against Lennoxism.

Lennoxism follower#1: "Did you say your 9 untitled prayers last night?"

Lennoxism follower #2: "Yeah, except my panda hat tore a bit during worship"

Lennoxism follower #1: "Tis okay, our leader doesn't care about material things or a social status."

lennoxism by Panda Buurrr November 7, 2010

Lennonism

To live you live according to the teachings of the late prophet John W. Lennon. This is living your life in peace, wishing Peace on others, and living your life in love no matter how unpopular this is. Also, this lifestyle/religion encourages you to live life how you want, not how others tell you.

Do everything for peace, piss for peace, go to school for peace, or don't go to school. Just everything you do, do it for peace. Hair Peace, Bed Peace! Lennonism!!

Lennonism by JohnWLennon June 3, 2010

Lennonist 

A follower of the Prophet John Lennon.

coined by Václav Havel

I'm a Lennonist rather than a Leninist.

Lennonist by ksmhho May 26, 2011

Lennonism

Based on the teachings of the former leader of the USSR who went on to found the Beatles with Senator Joe McCarthy. Involves purging and binging, and giving peace and five-year plans a chance. John Vladimir Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Petrovich Juan Valdez Diego de Montoya Lennon (1870-1980)

Lennon pulled his country out of the first world war in order to give peace a chance. McCarthy finished up with communist witch hunts just in time to Join Lennon and Former President Harrison and Special Prosecutor Starr at the Hollywood bowl. The girls were wet and wild when they opened up with "Can't Buy me Love." Historians believe that Beatlemania was a natural extension of Lennonism, which in turn, was a product of the reformation and the Council of Trent.

Lennonism by Wisk February 5, 2008

Lennyism 

When a dictator doesn't realize he's a dictator and thinks people like him, and when the time comes he realizes he is he will eventually come back to denying it again.

Dictator: Haha, what I'm doing is good.
Jesse: No, you're committing Lennyism.
Dictator: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll try to change.

Dictator: Haha, what I'm doing is good.

Lennyism by HaLL_ June 18, 2019

Lennonism

A form of pacifist globalism based on his song imagine.

Lennonism is the only good form of globalism

Lennonism by Put you are Name here June 29, 2019