Lehighton

a small inbred town where your sister might as well be your dad. It's where the girls are skanky and the men are unbathed, jobless freaks and everyone is a toothless wonder. When driving past this town be sure to visit the shitty ass school where the inbred little fucks learn their 1,2,3s. Take notice that the seniors are as smart as the kindergarteners.This is due to the fact that everyone in the facility has some type of mental disorder from centuries of fucking their mothers

I went to visit my uncle betty and aunt john in lehighton

by GoodNightyWhitey August 7, 2008

Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.

John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.

by Billy Bob June 3, 2004